The Two Mikes

The Two Mikes
Ever wanted to talk with someone about a book you just read? You could just join a book group and talk about it, drink a little, veer off on tangents, work back around to the book again, and finally wrap it up by picking the next book.

But what happens when the book you just read is about about hungry zombies or a haunted house, and your Eat, Pray, Love–reading friends aren’t really into reading it, much less discussing its finer points? That’s what we’re here for. We Two Mikes will be your virtual book group for discussing new and interesting and old and half-forgotten horror books.

If you want to follow along with us, look at the next forbidden book on the table and start reading.

Monday, October 2, 2017

Episode 124: R. R. Ryan's The Echo of a Curse

The Mikes finally finish reading and are ready to conclude their foray into the mind of R. R Ryan in the Echo of a Curse.  Is it Tom or Terry? Is it Vin or Vic?  Do mother and daughter have the same name?  And what about Don? WHAT ABOUT DON?

It's Cocktail Time!


Into an iced shaker and shake well :

2 shots of good English gin
1 TB of Golden Syrup
1/2 lemon squeezed

Pour into a fluted glass and top with middling champagne.
Chin Chin.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Episode 123: R. R. Ryan's Freak Museum

Our second foray into the forgotten fiction of R. R. Ryan. The Mikes rummage around the museum and find a few oddities, but nothing really to get excited about. Except that maybe people shouldn't keep big pools of acid under their floors, but that stands to reason.

It's Cocktail Time!

The Antidote

In a cocktail shaker, muddle

  • 12 strawberries
  • 15 blueberries
  • 15 fresh mint leaves
  • 1 tbsp. sugar
  • 1 tbsp. grated fresh ginger
then add
  • 4 shots vodka
  • 2 shots Cointreau
Stir and decant into two glasses (you may strain it first or just dump it in).
Garnish with lime wedge.

Chin chin!

closing music: "Superfreak" by Big Daddy 

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Episode 122: The Subjugated Beast by R. R. Ryan

The Two Mikes lock themselves in some creepy ass castle and swear not to move until they finish reading R.R. Ryan's  The Subjugated Beast.  Maybe it will release the murderous beasts hidden within their DNA or maybe after a few weeks, they will pretty much forget everything about what they read.  Let's celebrate and eat raw meat!


High Tea aka I Can't Feel My Legs

1/2 shot of Returner ( Earl Grey Liquor)
1/2 shot of Gin
1/2 shot of Rum
1/2 shot of Tequila
1/2 shot of Triple Sec
1 shot of Sour Mix

Mix and pour into a tall glass of ice and top with a splash of cola.

Chin Chin.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Episode 121: Ray Russell's Incubus

Mike and Mike round out their tour of Ray Russell's horror career with his 1974 skeeze classic of sexual liberation and ickiness. Gallons of ickiness.

It's Cocktail Time!

Screamin' Demon Semen

In a shot glass layer,

  • 1/3 shot butterscotch schnapps
  • 1/3 shot Irish cream
  • 1/3 shot rum
  • add a few drops green Midori liqueur on top.
Shoot it (in the head).

closing music: "Electric Demons in Love" by Electric Six